“Getting old isn’t for sissies” -Fran Floyd
“She doesn’t eat enough to keep a bird alive” -Fran Floyd
“As I live and Breathe” Contributed by Linda Seals
“Slower than molasses in January.” Anon.
“Useless as teats on a boar hog.” Contributed by Linda SealsÂ
“You gonna look a gift horse in the mouth” –Contributed by Lauren Kenny I had no idea what this meant. Evidently, you judge a horse by inspecting its teeth to see how old the horse…
“Turn your hat around so I know you’re comin’ back” –Fran Floyd