“Did you drop the set out of your ring?” –Fran Floyd
“You would wear the patience out of Job.” –Daisy Mae Floyd
Doug went to the doctor today to have everything checked out. Please find the bullet rundown below: Staples (out). Medicine (in). Heart Catheter (out). Kidney (working). Rejection (not working). Cholesterol (up). Number of kidneyblogging posts…
I would like to get a new messenger bag (1) because I am gay like a woman who buys a new purse every few months, and (2) I want to be cool. The bag needs…
The buzz of the 4 am alarm clock came in my bedroom like a clumsy burglar. I negotiated snooze one time, but the wife made me succumb on the second visit. I used to get…
As I walked through my house today and saw a bouquet of deformed helium balloons flopped into the corner of living room like some abandoned web of a three week old celebration, I thought to…
Tim said it best, “Jeremy doesn’t have a problem passing a bar,” but last night I did. My friend John came in town from Portland, so Don, John, and I found the best little dive…